


i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.

Did you know that books are made up of compounds very very closely related to vanilla and rosin? That’s why as the book ages and begins to break down it releases that amazing, slightly sweet vanilla smell.
Packing goes much slower when you feel the urge to hold each book close to your face and thumb through the pages just for the smell. UNF.
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together



